
"Remember the time in 2003 when Bartlett came to work all hung over?" Laughs. "Nothing ever changes."
[Bush] continued: "We never shruck—"
"Shirked!" someone yelled.
"Shirked," Bush corrected, smiling. "You might have shirked; I shrucked. I mean we took the deals head on."
This is an excerpt from
an account of George W. Bush's farewell party at the Spanish Ballroom in Glen Echo (which I know better as a middling swing dance venue; apparently the better places were all booked).
A number of people have been
making hay about Bush's creative past tense inflection of the verb shirk. This is probably because it fits with the general perception of Bush as
barely literate. Not to defend one of the nation's most disastrous presidents, but
shirk is actually a hard verb to decline.
The Psychology of the Past TenseMost of us were taught in school that to make the past tense of a verb (
walk) you add an -ed (
walked). Of course it turns out there are some irregular verbs (
ran, slept) which have to be memorized as such. A simple theory would just state that these exceptions are on a metaphoric list: when an English speaker wants to put a verb into the past tense, she checks the list of exceptions first. If the verb is on the list, she uses that irregular form; if not, she adds -ed.
This seems like a decent theory, but it doesn't quite work. This is because people are perfectly capable of coming up with new irregular past tense forms. Suppose you heard a verb
splink, which means to fall into a pool of water. What do you think the past tense would be? Many people would guess
splunk. Our list model can't explain this, since that irregular isn't on the list. However, it seems clear where
splunk comes from: it's an anology to
sink-sunk.
In fact, historically some verbs have become irregular. Once upon a time, the past tense of
creep was
creeped. So clearly people are capable of inventing new irregular forms that aren't on the metaphoric list.
The Past Tense WarsHow to fix this model was the focus of the far-reaching
Past Tense Debate, in which I was once a
minor participant. Although everybody's theory came to predict new irregular forms, none of the theories were very good at predicting a particular form (why
splunk instead of
splought, on analogy to
think-thought? For some very interesting recent work on this problem, check out a series of recent papers by
Adam Albright).
When I was doing this work, I would present participants with made up verbs and ask them to give me a past tense. I got a lot of responses like
splunk, but I also got very odd responses. It was not infrequent for a person to add or subtract a consonant (sadly, I don't remember any of the best examples). Many looked a good deal like turning
shirk to
shruck. Granted, few people made such big mistakes on the real words (other than the infamous
brung), but it seems clear
Bush has a deficiency in (linguistic) planning and monitoring, so one would expect his irregularizations to be more prominent. (I'm actually sympathetic to the linguistic malady, at least, since I'm similarly inarticulate when speaking off the cuff.)
Parting ThoughtsAs usual,
Language Log got to this topic first and used much more impressive vocabulary (e.g., "metathetic").